I was changing K's diaper, and there was a lil poop smear on her butt right where the poo comes out, so I knew she had to go. So I grabbed the box of wipes, and I wiped her poop hole, and she pooped some more (I have to help her poop, I also hold her legs up to her tummy a little to help her get it out) and we were doing the normal pooping thing, she poops then stops, so I wipe her hole again, she goes more, ect. Well, she had an air pocket in there, and when she started pushing the poop out it goes POP, and a little bit of poop goes flying, so I back off real quick, but not quick enough, and it lands on my pants. How gross!!!! I'll have to b more careful the next time she needs to poop, cuz she does need help to get it out, but gross!!!
omg i almost spit out my food laughing reading that lol
omg thats hilarious!
hehehe
Zoe, once, let it go while I was changing her diaper, and holy cow- it got EVERYWHERE- on me, on the carpet, on the changing table. eww....
The same thing happened to me, but I was wearing shorts!!!! It landed right on my BARE leg!!! (I don't know if that's better or worse) It was really gross, but I had to laugh!!!! So now I make sure that Rylees done pooping before I change her!
I think all the mamas have had a flying poo or pee experience. lol.
when my munchkin was an uber-mini, my moms was trying to show me the "right" way to change a diaper. She didn't cover it up, and My boy turned into a fountain, strait in her mouth! lol.
Hahaha. JOcelyn pooped on me on Friday. She was wearing a dress, and sitting on my lap. I knew she was pooping, but I guess her diaper was on too wloose or wrong or something. Then, I hear a splat, and there was poop down my jeans, and a nice big pile on the floor! IT was pretty funny.
hehe when i was getting alexa all ready for her 1 week checkup she peed on the wall in her room, and i only thought boys peed in distance!
The same thing happened to me. Heres an even better one, my boss had a little girl right before me and he told me that he was changing her and his wife was sitting at the end of the changing table on the rocking chair, I guess he must have been to the side or something because little Olivia projectile pooped right on her moms cheek! I almost peed my pants when he told me about it.