I just got the press release for "betty" haircolor. Oh yes. For the hair...down there! LMAO
This is the advert snippet for the "fun betty" hot pink color.
Hot pink means play. Adventure down below! Celebrate! The first safe color for the hair down there. Funbetty is a hot pink party in a box! Funbetty color for the hair down there. Go girl, it's your birthday! Or your anniversary or your wedding or his birthday! It's the perfect gift.
Follow the easy directions for safe color. Natural-looking. No mess. No drip. Use it every time you want candy! Fun is where you find it! Get your betty ready!
Okay, how can they possibly say that hot pink pubes are natural looking? And they give you a free heart-shaped stencil with purchase. This is just...so silly.