When I got up, I forgot to look at the calendar. It must have slipped my mind that today is fifty million questions day!
No, you have not lost any teeth. No, you will not be a zombie if you die. Yes, you can have something to eat. No, you JUST ATE! No, a hot shower will not light your hair on fire. Because it's water. Yes, but even if it's hot it's still water and water doesn't catch your hair on fire. Because it's wet. Because I said so now get in the bathtub!!