I feel like ranting, and IMO the best rants are when everyone rants. LOL
The most annoying things about my SO are #1, he cannot dress himself. I don't know why. Every time he's getting dressed it's "Honey, where are my pants? Where's my other shoe? Do I have any clean underwear? Where do you keep the socks?" HELLO we've been living together for a WHILE, and I always keep everything in the same spot! If you can't put away your shoes and hat and whatever else, why does this become MY problem?? And why do you ALWAYS wait til the last minute to get dressed for whatever just so you can put it on me to help you or risk you being late? If you're late, it's YOUR PROBLEM and not my guilt!!
The second thing, when he offers to help around the house, the first thing he wants to do is check his email. Then shows it to me like he's accomplishing something. I'll be honest, he gets a lot of email, but how is this helping around the house? He's stopped lately because whenever he shows me "Look how many I got finished!" I come back with "thank goodness, now if we have company I won't be embarrassed by the condition of your inbox."